MICHEL: For the last two weeks, I have been drinking 2% milk in my coffee every single day.
LORELAI: Insert gasp here.
MICHEL: That’s two full weeks of two cups of coffee a day. It used to be one cup, but then, suddenly, the coffee started tasting so good, I added an afternoon jolt, and now I find out I’ve been consuming an extra billion calories a week.
LORELAI: At least it hasn’t affected your ability to do math. Isn’t this bouncing bothering you?
SOOKIE: It was, but now it’s kind of like having a Beyoncé video on.
